Last Virgin on the Moon

Next show: Fri September 25 | Cole's Bar

Fri September 25 @ Cole's Bar with Gates of Dawn and Terran Wretch.

Doors at 9:00 PM

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Last Virgin on the Moon. Fri September 25 at Cole's Bar.

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Crew

Mark Rew, guitar

“I play a beautiful green and gold guitar that Neil made and gave to me. Cleanliness and organization are important to me in all areas. I love my wife more than she loves me and enjoy picnics, cooking, gardening, cuddling, motorcycling and acts of repetition such as folding laundry, chewing and stabbing.”

Neil Jendon, guitar

Neil is a friendly,* sentient biped. He has opposable thumbs and is capable of both tool usage and abstract thought. His escape velocity calculations are currently under review.

*Friendly, despite having once been the victim of a drive-by pie-facing.†

†In fairness to the pie-thrower, Neil was wearing a Cookie Monster costume at the time.

Zachary Mark, bass

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Andrew Ortolano, drums and stuff

Impossible! Gristle & Tenderness, Ron Repple, Jr Shine, The Nastys, Clip Amplified. Hemiolas and bluzhdas.